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scarydirk:

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

  • *re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit
  • *gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE'S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE
  • Brain: You're the author, if you want more you have to write it
  • Me: *flips tables*
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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch